ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.